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'Tis this must make O'Brian great in story,
And add more beams to Sands's former glory.

Draw our Olympia next, in council set

With Cupid, S r, and the tool of state :

Two of the first recanters of the house.

That aim at mountains, and bring forth a mouse ;

* Alluding to the assault upon Sir John Coventry.



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OP mahvell. 255

Who make it, by their mean retreat, appear
Five members need not be demanded here.
These must assist her in her countermines,
To overthrow the Derby-House designs ;
Whilst Positive walks, like Woodcock in the park,
Contriving projects with a brewer's clerk ; ♦
Thus all employ themselves, and, without pity.
Leave Temple singly to be beat in the city.

* Sir Bobert Howard, and Sir William Bucknell the brewer.



BUD OF THS THIRD PART.



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256 THE FOEMS



A

DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO HORSES.
1674.

THE INTRODUCTION.

We read, in profane and sacred records.

Of beasts which have uttered articulate words :

When magpies and parrots cry, waUcy knaves,

walk!
It is a clear proof that birds too may talk ;
And statues, without either windpipes or lungs,
Have spoken as plainly as men do with tongues.
Jjtvy tells a strange story, can hardly be fellowed,
That a sacrificed ox, when his guts were out,

bellowed ;
Phalaris had a bull, which, as grave authoi*s tell ye.
Would roar like a devil with a man in his belly ;
Friar Bacon had a head that spake, made of

brass ;
And Balaam the prophet was reproved by his ass ;
At Delphos and Rome stocks and stones, now

and then, sirs.
Have to questions returned articulate answers.



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OF MARYELL. 257

All Popish believers think something divine,
When images speak, possesseth the shrine ;
But they who faith catholic ne'er understood,
When shrines give an answer, a knave 's on the

rood.
Those idols ne'er spoke, but are miracles done
By the devil, a priest, a friar, or a nun.
If the Roman church, good Christians, oblige ye
To believe man and beast have spoke in effigy.
Why should we not credit the public discourses.
In a dialogue between two inanimate horses ?
The horses I mean of Wool-Church and Channg,
Who told many truths worth any man's hearing,
Since Viner and Osborn did buy and provide *em*
For the two mighty monarchs who now do

bestride 'em.
The stately brass stallion^ and the white marble

steed.
The night came together, by all 'tis agreed ;
When both kings were weary of sitting all day,
They stole off, incognito, each his own way ;
And then the two jades, after mutual salutes,
Not only discoursed, but fell to disputes.

* The statue at Charing-Cro»s was erected by the Lord
Danby; that at Wool-Church by Sir Robert Viner, thea
lord-mayor.



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2C>d TlIC POEMS



THE DIALOGUE.
Quoth the marble horse,

WOOL-CHURCH.

It would make a 8tone speak,
To see a lord-mayor and a Lombard-street break,*
Thy founder and mine to cheat one another,
When both knaves agreed to be e^ch other's
brother, —

Here Charing broke forth, and thus he went on :

CHARING.