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OP BLAHVELL. 253



INSTRUCTIONS TO A PAINTER

PART m.

Painter, once more tbj pencil reassume,
And draw me, in one scene, London and Rome:
Here holy Charles, there good Aurelius sat,
Weeping to see their sons degenerate ;
His Romans^ taking up the teemei*'s trade.
The Britons jigging it in masquerade ;
While the brave youths, tired with the toil of

state.
Their weary minds and limbs to recreate,
Do to their more beloved delights repair,
One to his — , the other to his player.

Then change the scene, and let the next
present
A landscape of our motley Parliament ;
And place, hard by the bar, on the left hand,
Circean Clifibrd with his charming wand j

Our pig-eyed on his — fashion.

Set by the worst attorney of our nation.
This great triumvirate that can divide
The spoils of England ; and along that side



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254 THE POKMS

Place Falstaff *3 regiment of threadbare coats.
All looking this way, how to give their votes ;
And of his dear reward let none despair,

For money comes when Sey r leaves the chair*

Change once again, and let the next afford

The figure of a motley council-board

At Arlington's, and round about it set

Our mighty masters in a warm debate.

Full bowls of lusty wine make them repeat,

To make the other council-board forget

That while the King of France with powerful

arms,
Gives all his fearful neighbours strange alarms,
We in our glorious bacchanals dispose
The humbled fate of a plebeian nose ; *
Which to effect, when thus it was decreed.
Draw me a champion mounted on a steed ;
And after him a brave brigade of horse,
Armed at all points, ready to reenforce
His ; this assault upon a single man.
# » • * *

'Tis this must make O'Brian great in story,
And add more beams to Sands's former glory.

Draw our Olympia next, in council set

With Cupid, S r, and the tool of state :

Two of the first recanters of the house.

That aim at mountains, and bring forth a mouse ;

* Alluding to the assault upon Sir John Coventry.



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OP mahvell.
255

Who make it, by their mean retreat, appear
Five members need not be demanded here.
These must assist her in her countermines,
To overthrow the Derby-House designs ;
Whilst Positive walks, like Woodcock in the park,
Contriving projects with a brewer's clerk ; ♦
Thus all employ themselves, and, without pity.
Leave Temple singly to be beat in the city.

* Sir Bobert Howard, and Sir William Bucknell the brewer.



BUD OF THS THIRD PART.



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256 THE FOEMS



A

DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO HORSES.
1674.

THE INTRODUCTION.

We read, in profane and sacred records.

Of beasts which have uttered articulate words :

When magpies and parrots cry, waUcy knaves,

walk!
It is a clear proof that birds too may talk ;
And statues, without either windpipes or lungs,
Have spoken as plainly as men do with tongues.
Jjtvy tells a strange story, can hardly be fellowed,
That a sacrificed ox, when his guts were out,

bellowed ;
Phalaris had a bull, which, as grave authoi*s

tell ye.
Would roar like a devil with a man in his belly ;
Friar Bacon had a head that spake, made of

brass ;
And Balaam the prophet was reproved by his ass ;
At Delphos and Rome stocks and stones, now

and then, sirs.
Have to questions returned articulate answers.



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OF MARYELL. 257

All Popish believers think something divine,
When images speak, possesseth the shrine ;
But they who faith catholic ne'er understood,
When shrines give an answer, a knave 's on the

rood.