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X

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X was King Xerxes, whom
Papa much wished to know;
But this he could not do, because
Xerxes died long ago.


Y

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Y was a Youth, who kicked
And screamed and cried like mad;
Papa he said, "Your conduct is
Abominably bad! "


Z

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Z was a Zebra striped
And streaked with lines of black;
Papa said once, he thought he'd like
A ride upon his back.




ALPHABET, No. 6.

A tumbled down, and hurt his Arm, against a bit of wood,

B said. "My Boy, oh, do not cry; it cannot do you good! "

C said, "A Cup of Coffee hot can't do you any harm. "

D said, "A Doctor should be fetched, and he would cure the arm. "

E said, "An Egg beat up with milk would quickly make him well. "

F said, "A Fish, if broiled, might cure, if only by the smell. "

G said, "Green Gooseberry fool, the best of cures I hold. "

H said, "His Hat should be kept on, to keep him from the cold. "

I said, "Some Ice upon his head will make him better soon. "

J said, "Some Jam, if spread on bread, or given in a spoon!
"

K said, "A Kangaroo is here,--this picture let him see. "

L said, "A Lamp pray keep alight, to make some barley tea. "

M said, "A Mulberry or two might give him satisfaction. "

N said, "Some Nuts, if rolled about, might be a slight attraction. "

O said, "An Owl might make him laugh, if only it would wink. "

P said, "Some Poetry might be read aloud, to make him think. "

Q said, "A Quince I recommend,--a Quince, or else a Quail. "

R said, "Some Rats might make him move, if fastened by their tail. "

S said, "A Song should now be sung, in hopes to make him laugh! "

T said, "A Turnip might avail, if sliced or cut in half! "

U said, "An Urn, with water hot, place underneath his chin! "

V said, "I'll stand upon a chair, and play a Violin! "

W said, "Some Whisky-Whizzgigs fetch, some marbles and a ball! "

X said, "Some double XX ale would be the best of all! "

Y said, "Some Yeast mixed up with salt would make a perfect plaster! "

Z said, "Here is a box of Zinc!