No More Learning

(Turning pegs. ) It's amazingly different to keep a banjo to
proper pitch.

Mrs. G. It's the same with all musical instruments, What shall it be?

Capt. G. "Vanity," and let the hills hear. (Sings through the first and
half of the second verse. Turning to Mrs. G. ) Now, chorus! Sing, Pussy!

BOTH TOGETHER. (Con brio, to the horror of the monkeys who are settling
for the night.
)--

"Vanity, all is Vanity," said Wisdom, scorning me--I clasped my true
Love's tender hand and answered frank and free-ee "If this be Vanity
who'd be wise? If this be Vanity who'd be wise? If this be Vanity who'd
be wi-ise (Crescendo. ) Vanity let it be! "

Mrs. G. (Defiantly to the grey of the evening sky. ) "Vanity let it be! "

ECHO. (Prom the Fagoo spur. ) Let it be!




FATIMA

And you may go in every room of the house and see everything that is
there, but into the Blue Room you must not go. --The Story of Blue
Beard.

SCENE. The GADSBYS' bungalow in the Plains. Time, 11 A.