No More Learning

[Illustration: Armchairia Comfortabilis. ]

[Illustration: Bassia Palealensis. ]

[Illustration: Bubblia Blowpipia. ]

[Illustration: Bluebottlia Buzztilentia. ]

[Illustration: Crabbia Horrida. ]

[Illustration: Smalltoothcombia Domestica. ]

[Illustration: Knutmigrata Simplice. ]

[Illustration: Tureenia Ladlecum. ]

[Illustration: Puffia Leatherbellowsa. ]

[Illustration: Queeriflora Babyoides. ]

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NONSENSE ALPHABETS.


A

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A was an Area Arch
Where washerwomen sat;
They made a lot of lovely starch
To starch Papa's Cravat.


B

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B was a Bottle blue,
Which was not very small;
Papa he filled it full of beer,
And then he drank it all.


C

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C was Papa's gray Cat,
Who caught a squeaky Mouse;
She pulled him by his twirly tail
All about the house.


D

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D was Papa's white Duck,
Who had a curly tail;
One day it ate a great fat frog,
Besides a leetle snail.
E

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E was a little Egg,
Upon the breakfast table;
Papa came in and ate it up
As fast as he was able.


F

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F was a little Fish.
Cook in the river took it
Papa said, "Cook! Cook! bring a dish!
And, Cook! be quick and cook it! "


G

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G was Papa's new Gun;
He put it in a box;
And then he went and bought a bun,
And walked about the Docks.


H

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H was Papa's new Hat;
He wore it on his head;
Outside it was completely black,
But inside it was red.


I

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I was an Inkstand new,
Papa he likes to use it;
He keeps it in his pocket now,
For fear that he should lose it.


J

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J was some Apple Jam,
Of which Papa ate part;
But all the rest he took away
And stuffed into a tart.


K

[Illustration]

K was a great new Kite;
Papa he saw it fly
Above a thousand chimney pots,
And all about the sky.


L

[Illustration]

L was a fine new Lamp;
But when the wick was lit,
Papa he said, "This Light ain't good!
I cannot read a bit! "


M

[Illustration]

M was a dish of mince;
It looked so good to eat!
Papa, he quickly ate it up,
And said, "This is a treat!