No More Learning

is the well-known Martial,
The Epigrammatist: while living,
Give him the fame thou would'st be giving;
So shall he hear, and feel, and know it--
Post-obits rarely reach a poet.

[N. D. ? 1821. ]
[First published, _Lord Byron's Works_, 1833, xvii. 245]



BOWLES AND CAMPBELL.

cTo the air of "How now, Madam Flirt," in the _Beggar's Opera_. [121]

BOWLES.

"WHY, how now, saucy Tom?
If you thus must ramble,
I will publish some
Remarks on Mister Campbell.
Saucy Tom! "

CAMPBELL.

"WHY, how now, Billy Bowles?
Sure the priest is maudlin!
(_To the public_) How can you, d--n your souls!
Listen to his twaddling?
_Billy Bowles_! "

_February 22, 1821. _
[First published, _The Liberal_, 1823, No. II. p. 398. ]

FOOTNOTES:

[121] [Compare the Beggar's Opera, act ii. sc. 2--

Air, "Good morrow, Gossip Joan. "
"Polly. _Why, how now, Madam Flirt?
If you thus must chatter,
And are for flinging dirt,
Let's try who best can spatter,
Madam Flirt_!
"Lucy. _Why, how now, saucy jade?